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May 31, 1996

The Top 5 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You

    1. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.

    2. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.

    3. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.

    4. You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."

      and's Number 1 Sign Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You...

    5. Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.

Selected from 91 submissions by 27 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 1
  • Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 2
  • E Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 3
  • Galen Komatsu, Hawaii -- 3
  • Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 4
  • Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY -- 5 (Rookie!)
  • Caroline Gennity, Queens, NY -- Topic

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