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May 23, 2005

The Top 5 Biggest Surprises
in the New Star Wars Movie

    1. Rumors of on-screen allusions to the Bush administration are ridiculous. George W. Bush looks nothing like Chancellor W. Palpatine.

    2. That Star Wars kid from the Internet video totally handed Skywalker his ass.

    3. Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a night light.

    4. Tabloid pics of Darth Vader doing laundry on Tatooine in his skivvies.

      and the Number 1 Biggest Surprise in the New Star Wars Movie...

    5. Anakin is a sled.

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Selected from 106 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 2
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ -- 5
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 5, Banner Tag
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Murray, Wilmette, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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