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May 13, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Adolf Hitler's nurse in the final days of the Third Reich
(now 93 years old) has finally spoken of her experiences.


The Top 5 Things Overheard in Hitler's Bunker


    1. "Why do those dummkopfs keep voting for Fritz? *Klaus* is the only one deserving of the title 'Aryan Idol!'"

    2. "NOBODY thought to bring bagels?!"

    3. "Eva, did we save the receipts for Poland and France? You know how tough Europe's return policy is."

    4. "The Von Trapp Singers escaped? Now *there's* a friggin' war crime."

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Hitler's Bunker...

    5. "I bet we wouldn't have all these enemies closing in on us if we had used fuzzy ducklings instead of swastikas as our national symbol. Dieter, please have everyone in Marketing killed."



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  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1 (21st #1)
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Steve Stetler, Grand Rapids, MI -- 3 (ClubTop5!)
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 4
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Pam Howell, Williston, FL -- Banner tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Elvis Costello, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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