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If laughter lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor.
May 9, 2005


A New York firefighter recently awakened after
having been in a coma for the past 10 years.

The Top 5 Biggest Surprises
Upon Awakening From a 10-Year Coma

    1. Remember those adorable, innocent little Mouseketeers named Britney and Christina?

    2. A 10-year-old morning glory is big enough to poke your eye out.

    3. That Twinkie you had in your pocket is all ready to go for a post-coma treat!

    4. For less than $500, you can get Hootie and the Blowfish or Boyz II Men to play at your party!

      and the Number 1 Biggest Surprise Upon Awakening From a 10-Year Coma...

    5. Finding out you have a son in kindergarten.

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Selected from 114 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (12th #1)
  • Guy Reeves, Houston, TX -- 1 (1st #1 / ClubTop5!)
  • Robbie Poole, Montgomery, AL -- 2 (ClubTop5!)
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 3
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 4
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 5
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • To My Surprise, Des Moines, IA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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