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May 4, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has his Blue Collar Comedy Tour,
in which he and three other comics do predominantly
redneck/southerner/NASCAR/Wal-Mart humor. (Since when does
"blue collar" mean any of those things? But I digress.)

Here's TopFive's peek at the eventual White Collar Comedy Tour...


The Top 5 Things Overheard on
the White Collar Comedy Tour


    1. "If the only thing you've ever blown to smithereens with your shotgun is a skeet, you might be a whiteneck."

    2. "So then I tell my executive assistant, 'I just deleted 30 e-mails of C-a11is spam that had fewer typing mistakes!'"

    3. "He said, 'Make yourself at home,' so I took the car down from the cinder blocks, mowed the lawn, found his dog, brought in cable TV, stocked the fridge with chardonnay, helped the kids do their homework and talked his wife into taking him back."

    4. "My boss just flew in from the East Coast -- and boy, are my lips tired."

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on the White Collar Comedy Tour...

    5. "So there I was, wearing orange Burberry while using my Apple to download contacts to my Blackberry, and all of a sudden, I wondered, 'Does this make me look fruity?'"



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Selected from 109 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Barbara McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 5 (ClubTop5!)
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Todd Rundgren, Upper Darby, PA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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