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April 25, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Last week, Wal-Mart Stores Inc., said it wants
to use its cost-cutting expertise to help make
the U.S. health care system more efficient.


The Top 5 Changes Under a
Wal-Mart-Run Health Care System

  1. Okay, so the doctor accidentally amputated the wrong leg, administered chemotherapy on you even though you didn't have cancer and gave you breast implants -- but you saved 50 percent!

  2. Rich, capitalist megalomaniac Arkansans take over Medicare, but Hillary Clinton is nowhere to be seen.

  3. The sedation must be kicking in because you could swear you saw your bypass surgeon walk in holding a Garden Weasel.

  4. Cholesterol testing conveniently performed at the in-store McDonald's.

    and the Number 1 Change Under a Wal-Mart-Run Health Care System...

  5. Now on sale: Affordable pacemakers from Korea, China and Malaysia! (Batteries and installation not included.)





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Selected from 115 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (19th #1)
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Bongos, Bass & Bob, Las Vegas, NV -- Ambience   (explanation)

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