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April 18, 1997

The Top 5 Side-Effects of the Female Orgasm Pill

    1. Due to unexpected flashbacks, housewives everywhere are being banned from the supermarket.

    2. Porno movie casts pared down to a woman and a glass of water.

    3. "Hey, handsome -- The bartender tells me you're a pharmacist..."

    4. "Coming, Mother!" takes on a whole new meaning.

      and the Number 1 Side-Effect of the Female Orgasm Pill...

    5. Janet Reno cracks a smile.

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Selected from 107 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (5th #1)
  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 2
  • Jonathan Cook, Madison, WI -- 3
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 4
  • Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV -- 5
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

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