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March 28, 2005

The Top 5 Signs Someone
You Know Is on Steroids
(Part II)

    1. Manages to work "testicle size is overrated" into every conversation.

    2. He's far and away the best player on his T-ball team -- and the *only* one with a beard.

    3. Kicks your mailbox off its post, then says, "I'll ask again: How many boxes of Thin Mints shall I put you down for?"

    4. The Starbucks barista has taken to grinding the beans for your latte in his teeth.

      and the Number 1 Sign Someone You Know Is on Steroids...

    5. Just went 4-for-5 with three homers against Randy Johnson -- while on her period.

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Selected from 103 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 1 (7th #1)
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3, 4
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 3 Website
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Uriah Heep, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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