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March 23, 2005

Here in the U.S. of A., March Madness is in full swing.
That's the period in which 64 college basketball teams
meet in a tournament to see who gets a recording contract.

Or is that American Idol? I always get the two confused.

The Top 5 Signs You Have March Madness

    1. You call it a "backcourt violation," but your wife calls it perverted.

    2. You just voted to give the federal courts jurisdiction to reinsert Wake Forest into the tournament.

    3. Huge tattoos of John Philip Sousa on both ass cheeks.

    4. Before climbing to the top of the clock tower, you festively paint the bullets in the team colors.

      and the Number 1 Sign You Have March Madness...

    5. Wanting to stay home and watch the games all day Thursday and Friday, but not wanting to tell your boss a lie about a death in the family, you're faced with a dilemma: which grandparent to murder.

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Selected from 103 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 1, Topic (7th #1)
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Cheech and Chong, Vancouver, Canada -- Ambience   (explanation)

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