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March 21, 2005


Frustrated by the media coverage that often
accompanies onboard illnesses, the International
Council of Cruise Lines has asked the Centers for
Disease Control to replace the word "outbreak" in
the agency's reports with "increased incidences."

The Top 5 Cruise Lines
Euphemisms for Viral Outbreaks

    1. Surprise bonus port of call: Puerto de Caca!

    2. Captain Queasy's Bulimia Buffet

    3. Threat condition: Charo

    4. A tribute to the talent of Kathie Lee

      and the Number 1 Cruise Lines Euphemism for Viral Outbreaks...

    5. Dry-docking at San Porcelain

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 18-item list!

Selected from 108 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Curtis Harris, Bowling Green, OH -- 1, 2 (1st #1!/ClubTop5!)
  • Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 1 (10th #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2, 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 3 Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Ted Remington, Marion NC -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Groovie Ghoulies, Sacramento, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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