About Us

  Previous Lists
  Greatest Hits
  Hall of Fame

  You Really Like Us!

  Store    Privacy
  Links!   Contact

Top 5 List RSS feed
What' s this?

Members Only


  Little Fivers

Sponsored Links

Natural remedies
for people & pets

Long Lost Friends:
Used/Rare Books

The Bible Online

This site hosted by
Now 100% OSHA-compliant!
March 18, 2005

The Top 5 Things on
Robert Blake's To-Do List

    1. Call networks, pitch "crime-solving golf buddies" sit-com co-starring O.J.

    2. 9:00 -- Retrieve gun left at restaurant.
      10:00 -- Retrieve hatchet left at gas station.
      11:00 -- Retrieve chainsaw left at grocery store.
      Noon -- Retrieve flame-thrower left at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

    3. Call Scott Peterson. Ask if he wants to go grab a beer, then say, "Oh, wait -- you LOST your case. Never mind." Laugh maniacally and hang up.

    4. See if inexplicable good luck extends to getting Paris Hilton to polish my knob.

      and the Number 1 Thing on Robert Blake's To-Do List...

    5. Display playful sense of humour during celebrity week on "Jeopardy!" by answering all clues with "What is, I offed my wife and there ain't a damn thing anybody can do about it?"

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 16-item list!

Selected from 132 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3
  • Curtis Harris, Bowling Green, OH -- 4 (ClubTop5!)
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 5
  • Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sammy Davis, Jr., New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

Top5 Bomb

© Copyright 1994-2010.  All rights reserved. and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White.
Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.