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For Entertainment Purposes Only
March 17, 1999

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The Top 5 Episodes of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates


  1. "Love Boat" -- The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice Department.

  2. "Everybody Loves Bill" -- Bill begins to suspect that people love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra, and the guy who married Martha Ray.

  3. "I Dream of Billy" -- Major Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I already own it!"

  4. "Billigan's Island" -- Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get the castaways off the island -- but it keeps crashing!

    and the Number 1 Episode of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates...

  5. "Family Matters" -- Urkel imagines what his adult life would be like if he had been born Caucasian.


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Selected from 102 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 2
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 4
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
  • The Monkees, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience

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