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March 16, 2005

The Top 5 Signs You're in a Bad Hospital

    1. Anesthesiologists put patients to sleep by making them watch "Gilmore Girls."

    2. Removed organs get tossed into the tank of leeches in the ER lobby.

    3. After slowly making a pass around your head with his cell phone, the doctor says, "Just as I suspected: Rigellian Fever! Nurse Chapel, have this man take two tribbles and I'll see him in the morning."

    4. Your dad's in a coma, but the doctor insists he's just "pining for the fjords."

      and the Number 1 Sign You're in a Bad Hospital...

    5. After your colonscopy, the doctor says, "Okay, now you examine me."

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