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Live from SXSW Interactive 2005!
March 14, 2005


A Manhattan restaurant has recently begun
allowing patrons to get naked for their
monthly "Clothing Optional Dinner."

The Top 5 Surprises at a Nudist Restaurant

    1. When you take out your credit card to pay, the cashier bends over and asks you to swipe it.

    2. The napkin goes *under* your lap.

    3. Waiters no longer have to take the soup back to the kitchen in order to get their revenge.

    4. Thanks to its extended "sneeze" guard, the salad bar looks like the popemobile.

      and the Number 1 Surprise at a Nudist Restaurant...

    5. "I beg your pardon, sir -- I thought you were signaling for the check."

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Selected from 142 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1 (33rd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1 (12th #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Harris, Bowling Green, OH -- 4 (ClubTop5!) Website
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Stephanie Shiner Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • William S. Burroughs, St. Louis, MO -- Ambience   (explanation)

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