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That's another loan lost to TopFive!
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March 9, 2005
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Men's Health magazine recently named Ft. Wayne,
IN, as the country's dumbest city -- just barely
beating out Newark, Las Vegas and Corpus Christi.
The Top 5 Signs Your City's Not So Bright
- City Hall is located at the intersection of Jessica Simpson Blvd. and Britney Spears Ave.
- As the citizens of Poopyturd Falls will attest, you'd better make sure some legal safeguards are in place before you decide to resolve a budget shortfall with that "rename our town" gimmick on eBay.
- Your mayor gets re-elected running under the campaign slogan, "Bitch set me up!"
- To improve the town's image, the population unanimously voted to change the name from "Skanksville" to "Skanksburg."
and the Number 1 Sign Your City's Not So Bright...
- City Council just granted an Indian Gaming license to a business consortium from New Delhi.
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16-item list!
Selected from 119 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (63th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 4 Website
- Bob Mangino, Seattle, WA -- 5 (ClubTop5!)
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- Topic
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Snot, Santa Barbara, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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