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March 9, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Men's Health magazine recently named Ft. Wayne,
IN, as the country's dumbest city -- just barely
beating out Newark, Las Vegas and Corpus Christi.


The Top 5 Signs Your City's Not So Bright


    1. City Hall is located at the intersection of Jessica Simpson Blvd. and Britney Spears Ave.

    2. As the citizens of Poopyturd Falls will attest, you'd better make sure some legal safeguards are in place before you decide to resolve a budget shortfall with that "rename our town" gimmick on eBay.

    3. Your mayor gets re-elected running under the campaign slogan, "Bitch set me up!"

    4. To improve the town's image, the population unanimously voted to change the name from "Skanksville" to "Skanksburg."

      and the Number 1 Sign Your City's Not So Bright...

    5. City Council just granted an Indian Gaming license to a business consortium from New Delhi.

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Selected from 119 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (63th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 4 Website
  • Bob Mangino, Seattle, WA -- 5 (ClubTop5!)
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- Topic
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Snot, Santa Barbara, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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