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So what do you call an act like that?
March 7, 1997

The Top 5 Modern Latin Phrases

    1. "Motorolus interruptus."
      -- (Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

    2. "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
      -- (That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)

    3. "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."
      -- (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

    4. "Dictum ad tua mater."
      -- (Word to your mother!)

      and the Number 1 Modern Latin Phrase...

    5. "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
      -- (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

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Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 2
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 3
  • R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA -- 4
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 5
  • Susan Eisen, Newcastle, UK -- Topic
  • Alan Wagner, Bayside, WI -- Runner Up list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

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