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March 7, 2005


Britain's Queen Elizabeth bestowed an honorary
knighthood on Bill Gates Wednesday in recognition
of his contributions to both business and charity.

The Top 5 Things on
Bill Gates the Knight's To-Do List

    1. Get injunction against vendors trying to unbundle chips from fish.

    2. 1. Challenge Linus Torvalds to a joust. 2. Make sure I have enforceable patents on the lance, mace & shield.

    3. Battle the Black Knight, armed only with the dreaded Blue Screen of Death.

    4. Ring for tea and when it comes, threaten to sack that commoner Steve Jobs for mixing up your scones with your crumpets.

      and the Number 1 Thing on Bill Gates the Knight's To-Do List...

    5. Can't pull the sword from the stone? Buy the friggin' lake!

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Selected from 112 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Bob Mangino, Seattle, WA -- 2 (ClubTop5!)
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3, 4 Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Gladys Knight & the Pips, Atlanta, GA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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