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Caramel-coated humor, peanuts, and a surprise inside!
March 2, 2005


The Top 5 Signs You've Got the Bird Flu


    1. You just called in sick with a cough and fever -- from your winter nesting site in Costa Rica.

    2. You find yourself pole vaulting buck naked over parked cars so you can crap on the windshields.

    3. The other "Fear Factor" contestants marvel at your worm-swallowing skills.

    4. When your temperature reaches 108, your belly button pops out, letting you know that you're ready for basting.

      and the Number 1 Sign You've Got the Bird Flu...

    5. You're mesmerized by shiny objects -- it's either bird flu or you're Paris Hilton.

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Selected from 115 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 1, Topic (4th #1)
  • Paul Monne, Brantford, ON, Canada -- 2 (ClubTop5)
  • Kelly Powell, Jeffersonville, IN -- 3 (ClubTop5)
  • Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 4
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Yardbirds, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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