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Chester 3:16
February 1, 1999

The Top 13 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO

  1. "Take two leeches and call me in the morning."

  2. No X-ray machine, but each doctor is issued a pair of "X-ray specs."

  3. Tongue depressers taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

  4. Covered post-natal care consists of leaving your baby on Mia Farrow's doorstep.

    and the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...

  5. Radiation treatment for cancer patients consists of a carrying a postcard from Cherynoble in your pocket.

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Selected from 175 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 1 (5th #1)
  • Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 2
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 3
  • Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 3
  • Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA -- 4
  • Michelle Burke, San Francisco, CA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
  • Cheap Trick, Chicago, IL -- Ambience

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