September 3
Things Overheard at Britney Spears's New Restaurant
September 4
Signs Star Trek Characters Are Backing a Politician
September 5
Changes to the New Bionic Woman
September 6
Ironic Corporate Demises
September 9
Rules of Cyber-Romance
September 10
Things Your Pet Is Thinking
September 11
No list today.
September 12
Reasons You Weren't Picked as an American Idol Finalist
September 13
A Tribute to Don Swain
September 16
Politically Corrected Album Titles
September 17
Signs Football Season Has Arrived
September 18
Signs You Bought a Bad SUV
September 19
Sex Toys Derived From Children's Stories
September 20
Slogans for the New Traficant Campaign
September 23
Ways to Tell Someone They Have a Hygiene Problem
September 24
Poor Choices for Names of Celebrity Pets
September 25
Signs a Sports Announcer is Drunk
September 26
Rejected Party Games
September 27
Songs About Fruits or Vegetables
September 30
Rejected Ben and Jerry's Flavors Named for Musicians