June 1
Star Wars Euphemisms for Anal Sex
June 2
Signs Your Cat Is Overweight (re-run)
June 3
Worst Coffee-Table Books
June 6
Signs You're Not Cut Out for Parenthood
June 7
Signs You Read Too Many Comic Books (re-run)
June 8
Phrases Not to Use in First-Date Dinner Conversation (Part I)
June 9
Phrases Not to Use in First-Date Dinner Conversation (Part II)
June 10
Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines (re-run)
June 13
Reasons Your Show Didn't Win a Tony
June 14
Things on Michael Jackson's To-Do List
June 15
Attractions at Michael Jackson's Amusement Park in Poland (re-run)
June 16
Ways Michael Jackson Can Repair His Image
June 17
Differences Under President Michael Jackson (re-run)
June 20
Ways to Identify a Hybrid Man
June 21
Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines (re-run)
June 22
Signs Tom Cruise Has Gone Nuts
June 23
Signs Your Grandmother May Be a Serial Killer (re-run)
June 24
Changes in the New War of the Worlds
June 27
Rejected Cereal Mascots
June 28
New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets (re-run)
June 29
Euphemisms for Wasting Time
June 30
Cartoon Character Euphemisms for Death (re-run)