May 1
Signs the Terrorists Have Already Won
May 2
Least Successful Restaurant Chains
May 5
Things That Can Get a Guy Banned From the Men's Union
May 6
Things That Can Get a Gal Banned From the Women's Union
May 7
Least-Visited Exhibits at the Science Fiction Museum
May 8
Movies We'd Like to See This Summer
May 9
Other Wacky Changes Proposed by PETA
May 12
Concert Lineups We'd Like to See
May 13
Missing Parts of Movie Ad Quotes
May 14
Signs You May Be a Bad Driver
May 15
Pickup Lines Used at the Masturbate-a-Thon (R-rated)
Pickup Lines Used at the Masturbate-a-Thon (X-rated)
May 16
Programs on Spike TV
May 19
Signs Your Doctor's Degree Is Bogus (Part I)
May 20
Signs Your Doctor's Degree Is Bogus (Part II)
May 21
Things You Seldom Hear Rappers Say
May 22
Differences on a Naked Airline Flight
May 23
Changes if the Matrix Films Were Cast With Other Actors
May 26
Holiday -- no list today.
May 27
Things Overheard at the Cannes Film Festival
May 28
Signs Your Dog Is No Longer Your Best Friend
May 29
Worst Names for Boats
May 30
Signs a Newspaper Reporter Isn't Being Completely Honest