April 1
Things Overheard While Top5 ListContributors are Having Sex
April 2
Signs You've Hired The Wrong Magician (Part II)
April 5
Signs You're Married to a Liberal
April 6
Don King Pick-Up Lines
April 7
Least Successful Geraldo Rivera Specials
April 8
Liabilities of Having Leonardo DiCaprio's Looks
April 9
Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
April 12
International Ways to Leave Your Lover
April 13
Song Titles if the Artists Re-Made Them Today
April 14
Least Popular Mail-Order Catalogs
April 15
Stories in the Country-Western Bible (Part I)
April 16
Stories in the Country-Western Bible (Part II)
April 19
Unpublished Beatles Songs
April 20
Least-Used Kitchen Appliances
April 21
Rejected Names for Deodorants
April 22
Reasons Pamela Anderson Had Her Breast Implants Removed (Part I)
April 23
Reasons Pamela Anderson Had Her Breast Implants Removed (Part II)
April 26
Signs Your Car Needs Washing
April 27
Items on Wayne Gretzky's To-Do List
April 28
Names of Y2K Cults
April 29
Signs Your Presidential Candidate is a Deadhead
April 30
Pregnancy Worries of Xena, Warrior Princess