March 1
Really Dumb Patents
March 2
Closing Statements in a Clown Killer Trial
March 5
Clown Mafia Nicknames
March 6
Signs You're Fighting Alongside Royalty
March 7
Things You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date (re-run)
March 8
Historical Changes Made Possible by Scientology
March 9
Benefits to Having More Daylight
March 12
Worst Names for Strip Clubs (Part I)
March 13
Worst Names for Strip Clubs (Part II)
March 14
Rodeo Pick-Up Lines (re-run)
March 15
Signs We're Losing the War on Drugs
March 16
St. Patrick's Day Pick-Up Lines
March 19
Things Overheard During March Madness
March 20
Signs a Bartender's Gone Crazy
Signs a Game Show Host Is Nuts (re-run)
March 22
Signs You're a Victim of Identity Theft
March 23
Terrorist Acts to Which Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Has Admitted
March 26
Beatles Songs If They'd Been Recorded for Starbucks
March 27
Signs You're a Lousy Pickup Artist
March 28
Signs Spring Break Has Arrived (re-run)
March 29
Rejected Names for Bottled Water (Part I)
March 30
Rejected Names for Bottled Water (Part II)