February 1
Excuses for Premature Ejaculation
February 4
Things NOT Overheard at the Super Bowl
February 5
Least Talked-About Events in David Letterman's Twenty Years of Hosting Late-Night Television
February 6
Other Signs Your Local Police Department Has Gone Nuts
February 7
Signs Someone's Date for the High School Dance is a Playboy Playmate
February 8
Excerpts from Bad Fantasy Novels
February 11
Game Shows Before the Invention of Television
February 12
Signs You're Not Cut Out to Be in Customer Service
February 13
Events in the Taliban Olympics
February 14
Valentines from Enron Executives
February 15
Celebrity Top Gun Fighter Pilot Names
February 19
Selections of the Mike Tyson Book Club
February 20
Signs You Hired the Wrong Funeral Director (Part I)
February 21
Signs You Hired the Wrong Funeral Director (Part II)
February 22
Differences if Olympic Athletes Were Clowns
February 25
Signs Olympic Security Was Too Tight
February 26
Signs an Action Movie Hero is Over the Hill (Part I)
February 27
Signs an Action Movie Hero is Over the Hill (Part II)
February 28
Slogans for 48-Proof Beer