Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
Signs Your Child Wasn't Cut Out for College
Corporate Rules for Employees of Hell, Inc.
Tenets of Idiot Physics
Surprises in President Clinton's Farewell Speech
Signs Your Sexual Fetish is Out of Control
Side Effects in Genetically Engineered Monkeys
Signs Your Robbery Isn't Going Well
Signs You're NOT on Temptation Island
Terrorist Pet Peeves
Celebrity Week -- guest moderator Ed Begley, Jr.
Signs Your Neighbor Doesn't Care About the Environment
Celebrity Week -- guest moderator Pat Sajak
Signs I've Been Hosting Wheel of Fortune Too Long
Celebrity Week -- guest moderator Mark Cuban
Cool Things About Owning an NBA Team